Vicevi o programerima

[Govedo]

Nije baš programerski, ali zato..

Moj omiljeni.

 

[Bahati [SiD]]

"In the 60s, Marvin Minsky assigned a couple of undergrads to spend the summer programming a computer to use a camera to identify objects in a scene. He figured they'd have the problem solved by the end of the summer. Half a century later, we're still working on it."

 

[BelThaZoR]

Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Cuz the do not C #.

Koji je objektno orijentisan način da postaneš bogat?
Nasleđivanje

Q - Why don't programmers pray?
A - They don't like throwing null pointer exceptions!