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And Now for Something Completely Different!

Moram se sloziti, iskopirao sam i pre nego sto sam procitao, nadajuci se da je na onom nivou.
 
nije IT, ali je genijalna ideja:


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ANONIMNE ISPOVESTI GREŠNIKA

znaci sta sve ljudi pisu ja umirem od smeha
 
Ne citam permissions ni za aplikacije koje instaliram, a kamoli za ovu. Nije to poenta.
 
ovde je jos veci show - adobe Air

https://play.google.com/store/apps/...ult#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDEsImNvbS5hZG9iZS5haXIiXQ..

pogubis se ko je ozbiljan a ko je tezak saljivdzija, u svakom slucaju sam na telefonu citao pre neko vece i proveo bar pola sata vristeci od smeha :D dok neki veruju da im "ubrzava telefon", drugi su toliko genijalno duhoviti da neam reci :)


Distant voices of times long ago spoke of the Adobe App of Air. Now I possess the App of Air (an upgraded version as well!). Now I shall combine it with the Adobe Apps of Earth, Fire and water to create the 'App of the Elements'. I am now a singular man of great power.... Only If I could figure our how to work it and what does.... then... I uh... yeah...

After downloading I was so overcome with joy, I burst into song as adorable forest creatures gathered around me and birds tied ribbons in my hair. An absolute must have! .

a glupi ameri sa ATT-a ostavljaju: my phone is faster, my screen works better, battery longer - samo zbog citanja ovih saljivih komentara, dok ih redovno zbunjuje zasto ne radi flash kad stave Air :d
 
Ali..
Now I shall combine it with the Adobe Apps of Earth, Fire and water to create the 'App of the Elements'. I am now a singular man of great power....
Što je ovo noćas?! Kako otvorih forum, u suze sam.
 
Koji smaraci, obrisali sve "recenzije" sa aplikacije koju sam linkovao. Hvatajte SS za Air, sigurno ce i to da brisu.
 
Ja stvarno neznam ima li 1% standardnih korisnika koji uopste shvataju cemu sluzi Adobe air.

Sa Adobe sajta:

What is Adobe AIR?
The Adobe® AIR® runtime enables developers to package the same code into native apps for iPhone, iPad, Kindle Fire, Nook Tablet, and other Android™ devices, reaching the mobile app stores for over 500 million devices.

IPhone i ostali Andriod uredjaji...
 
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What is Adobe AIR?
The Adobe® AIR® runtime enables developers to package the same code into native apps for iPhone, iPad, Kindle Fire, Nook Tablet, and other Android™ devices

:banghead:
 
zanimljiva pricica sa meni veoma zanimljivom slikom...

http://***emajkemi.com/password/
 
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covek cuje svoj procesor dok radi.
 
Pa zar ti ne znas kako su nano tranzistori glasni? Majku mu, sta danas uce u skolama..:d
 
Dobro je da si nam skrenuo paznju na slike, jer bi sigurno prevideli ogromnu kozu. :)
 
Verovatno je mislio na one dodatne tri slike na dnu koje nisu toliko uocljive.
 
I evo sad nema slika... Ima li neko SS?
 
ko kupi auto sa samo 100k skinutih moze odmah da casti pola ulice... mislim da je cesce da sa 350k idu na 123k
 
Evo, ja da se pohvalim da sam nasledio 8.4 miliona $ (i to jos preko Skype-a mi je poslao poruku kroz contact request)

Dear Gavrilovic,

With due respect, I need to introduce myself to you, I am Graham Koffi Jr. My main purpose of sending you this message is that I want you and I to do a business that will benefit the both of us, I work with (Agricultural Development Bank ADB) as an audit and accounting manager in Accra Ghana, I am pleased to contact you because of your last name and it’s going to benefit the both of us, that’s if you can be trusted and not to betray me at the end of this business.

Why I am pleased to contact you is that you bear the same last name with a late client of mine who died on January 12 2010 Earthquake disaster in Haiti, that killed over 200,000 people, And it will be very easy for me to use you as the next of kin to the deceased account so that the fund can be moved to you as the next of kin to the deceased.

It will be my pleasure if we can do this business together and share this money 50% to me and 50% will go to you because you will be receiving the money and there is no risk at all because I don’t want to be greedy here, Late (Mr.Jim Gavrilovic) been the deceased lodged the sum of 8.4 million dollars in my bank and I am his account officer and I know what to do to put your name in the bank DATA BASE as the next of kin to the deceased account, automatically you will be the next of kin to the fund and there will be no trace for that, I assure you that this transaction is 100 % risk free that’s if you will not betray me at the end of this transaction.

If you are interested to do this business deal with me, kindly contact me via my direct E-mail

Notwithstanding, this business must be confidential between you and me, please I repeat, no third party must know anything about this transaction.

Hope this mail finds you in good faith.


I remain respectfully.

Graham Koffi Jr.
(Audit And Accounting Manager)
(Agricultural Development Bank ADB)
E-Mail:[email protected]
Tel: +233544958566
 
E čestitamo, kad ćeš da častiš? :D
 
Gavrilovicu, si vezan nekako za Valjevo i taj kraj?
 
E čestitamo, kad ćeš da častiš? :D

Prvo, ovaj mi nudi samo 50% tog novca, što je svega 4.2 miliona dolara.
Kada na to se izracuna porez na luksuz, taksa na namet, porez na budale, Dinkićev danak i PDV... verujem da bih na kraju ja još morao da doplatim državi Srbiji. :d

Gavrilovicu, si vezan nekako za Valjevo i taj kraj?

Ne. Pradeda mi je poreklom iz sela Tijanje pored Guče. Imam nešto još rodbine po dragačevskom kraju, dok su mi otac i deda iz sela Dorćol.
 
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