LONG, ANGRY RANT INCOMING...
You guys are absolutely ****ing terrible at this game! Not "you" collectively; you know if you are included in "you" or not.
General Infantry
You won't attack flags in conquest. You won't defend flags in conquest. You won't push and and arm an m-comm. You won't push and and cover me while I arm an m-comm. You won't push up and defend an m-comm I've armed. You won't push up and disarm an m-comm. You're either camping a runway for an aircraft, hiding in some out-of-the-way building, or doing something completely freaking moronic like using a Repair Torch to draw pictures on a freaking wall.
If I defend a flag no other flags get captured. If I capture a flag the flag I was defending gets captured. You guys are the living embodiment of "if you want something done right you've got to do it yourself." What the **** are you guys doing the entire match?
You treat death in this game as if it means death in real life, and accordingly won't do anything you need to do to help your team win. You are often the reason you're team falls behind by 100 tickets, you are often the reason you're team doesn't have a single flag, and yet you're often the first one to quit the match when it starts going bad.
The worst, the absolutely worst, is when entire teams get crushed because they won't push forward and try to attack the enemy or capture a flag. What does this lead to? 25 minute matches of one team waiting for the chicken ****s on the other team to leave their base. But they don't. They spam mortars or they try to roadkill with MAVs. EVERYONE suffers a HUGE hit to SPM, and EVERYONE on the attacking team gets bored to death.
Assault
You're supposed to be on the front line helping the team capture objectives and reviving fallen teammates. Do it. I know its dangerous work, but its your ****ing job. DO IT.
Support
When that ammo icon is next to you on the mini-map; when that ammo icon is next to a player on your screen; when that player is spamming the request button and his character keeps shouting that he needs some ****ing ammo; when he is following you around shooting you with his pistol; when he is jumping up and down in front of your face; when he is shining his tactical light or laser sight in your face...it means he ****ing needs you to throw down a ****ing ammo box.
Even if you don't think he deserves your ammo...even if you don't want to help the team effort...YOU GET FREE POINTS FOR RESUPPLYING HIM! Do you not like free points? Do you not like increasing your score? Do you not like ribbons? Do you not like medals? We're not asking you to destroy a freaking tank with your bare hands, we're asking you to PRESS LEFT ON YOUR D-PAD! Its easy. Its very easy. DO IT!
Engineer
When you see that friendly tank smoking or flaming, ****ing grow a pair and go repair him. Or worse, when you're in a tank and taking damage and a friendly engineer is using your tank for cover while he repairs, don't ****ing speed away the first time you're tank takes a point of damage. Stop being a chicken ****. All you're doing is leaving your engineer for death and delaying the inevitable.
Recon
Holy ****, recon. Let's start with the guy 600 meters away from ****ing everything. It must have taken you five ****ing minutes to get there. You're not helping ANYONE. You're going to do nothing but sit on that mountain and miss shot after shot after shot after shot. You're going to finish a 15 minute match with 40 points. You're useless. You're completely worthless to the team. And you're a waste of a roster spot. Quit. Please, for the love of Christ quit.
Next up we have the ****ing tools who sit in a base the entire match trying to roadkill people with the MAV. You'd get a HELL of a lot more points spotting people with the MAV. I know, I know, 2000 points of spot assists isn't as cool as 200 points for roadkills. You, too, are useless. You're completely worthless to the team. And you're a waste of a roster spot. Quit. Please, for the love of Christ quit.
Vehicles
I find it funny how jet pilots truly believe they're the **** in this game, yet they contribute pretty much nothing to a team victory. The best they usually manage to pull is ramming enemy gunships (accidentally = you're a scrub, purposefully = you're a noob). They're either camping runways waiting for a jet to respawn, ****ing about enemy pilots strafing the runway despite the AA sitting five ****ing feet away, or circling each other in the air like a bunch of children playing ring-around-the-rosy.
And here's a ****ing secret you don't seem to be privy to...TANKS ARE NOT SNIPER RIFLES. Stop ****ing parking on hills 500 meters from the flag, drive your *** down there and capture the flag or support the infantry capturing the flag. OR GET THE **** out of the tank and let someone who isn't a ****ing coward put it to good use.
In case you didn't notice, all of the above pisses me off greatly. But NONE of it pisses me off as much as that AD****ingD kid who jumps in my vehicle and starts spraying bullets at the ****ing walls for no ****ing reason. Get your ADD in check for 15 ****ing seconds while I drive from the base to the nearest flag or get the **** out of my vehicle. Holy **** this guy, this ****ing *****, makes me rage so ****ing hard.
tl/dr: IMAD!
PS - I didn't even get into the whole USAS-Frag cesspool that this game has degenerated into, because that's more DICE's fault than the community's.
