Potpisi na benchmark forumu :D :D
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Sasha
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Thank you for calling the sadomasochist hotline. If you desire to have pain delivered to your door, please press 1 now. If you wish to deliver pain unto someone else, please press 2. If you are interested in our mutual pain couples program, plesae press 3 now. If you have any other inquiries to make, please scream loudly as though you are in pain after the tone, and someone will be with you in a while. Thank you for calling the sadomasochist hotline, and may you have a nice, tight, restrictive, handcuffed, ballgagged day.
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Thank you for calling the relationship hotline. Considering that nobody in their right mind has any desire to be with you, please try our patented match making service that is guaranteed to have a monster so horrendous and hideous delivered to your door, that you will appear attractive. Please note that the Relationship Hotline does not take any responsibility for the loss of any limbs or key body parts on one of our sponsered dates. Should you also loose critical body fluids, it falls upon the clients responsibility to provide replacement body fluids. Thank you for calling the Relationship hotline, and have a nice painful date.
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Ma macka i tost rulaju! Perpetuum mobile za male pare :d
Diablo
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Evo zadnjih reci raznih ljudi pred smrt i crnog humora (crveno = my favorites):
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
Inscription on a tombstone;
Seen in Ashland, New Hampshire
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
James Rodges, murderer, on his final
request before the firing squad
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
General Sedgewick, killed at the
Spotsylvania battle 1864, imprudently
looking over the parapet at the enemy lines
Don't worry! It's not loaded.
Terry Kath, rockmusician, played russian roulette.
Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.
Epitaph
"The name and date on this tombstone have been worn off by the weather."
Epitaph (sort of)
Tell them I said something.
Poncho Gonzalos
So, you are a cannibal?
Priyanka Bomb
"I'm too young to die!"
My grandfather, age 94
Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.
Epitath
It is nothing.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand's last words after beeing shot in Sarajevo on June 28, 1914
If I knew I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care of myself.
My grandmother, who died at 99
When I die, I want you to bury me upside down, so the whole world can kiss my ass.
Gravestone
Here lies Charlie McCraw,
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
Tombstone Inscription
Here lies Lester Moore,
Four shots from a .44,
No LES,
no MOORE.
Tombstone
"I'm looking for loopholes"
W.C. Fields when asked why he was reading the Bible on his deathbed.
You know what I said about seeing a light when you're dying. It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing.
Morgan Earp, Tombstone
God will never take me alive!
Somebody give me a match so I can see where the gas is coming from!
Words spoken during a power outage
"Honey, would you please get me a fork?"
The man who owned the first toaster
Epitaph on gravestone:
Here lies the body of colourblind Fred
Thought the lights were green, but they were red
Remember youth as you pass by,
As you was once, so once was I,
As I am now, you soon will be,
Prepare to die and follow me
Epitaph on a warlock grave
".....and again we enter the valley of death, but we shall fear no evil for we are the baddest motherfu*kers in the valley."
Richard Marcinko, Leader of SEAL Team 6 in Grenada
It is not how often you're coughin', it's the coffin they carry you off in.
Gordon Oaks
It's not like I don't know how to clean my gun.
I hope that none of my friends come to my funeral, because if that's the case, I'll have outlived them all.
Freddy Heineken, founder of Heineken Beer
I just had 19 shots of whiskey, I think thats a record.
Dylan Thomas
'......'
the last words of a mute
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
Inscription on a tombstone;
Seen in Ashland, New Hampshire
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
James Rodges, murderer, on his final
request before the firing squad
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
General Sedgewick, killed at the
Spotsylvania battle 1864, imprudently
looking over the parapet at the enemy lines
Don't worry! It's not loaded.
Terry Kath, rockmusician, played russian roulette.
Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.
Epitaph
"The name and date on this tombstone have been worn off by the weather."
Epitaph (sort of)
Tell them I said something.
Poncho Gonzalos
So, you are a cannibal?
Priyanka Bomb
"I'm too young to die!"
My grandfather, age 94
Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.
Epitath
It is nothing.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand's last words after beeing shot in Sarajevo on June 28, 1914
If I knew I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care of myself.
My grandmother, who died at 99
When I die, I want you to bury me upside down, so the whole world can kiss my ass.
Gravestone
Here lies Charlie McCraw,
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
Tombstone Inscription
Here lies Lester Moore,
Four shots from a .44,
No LES,
no MOORE.
Tombstone
"I'm looking for loopholes"
W.C. Fields when asked why he was reading the Bible on his deathbed.
You know what I said about seeing a light when you're dying. It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing.
Morgan Earp, Tombstone
God will never take me alive!
Somebody give me a match so I can see where the gas is coming from!
Words spoken during a power outage
"Honey, would you please get me a fork?"
The man who owned the first toaster
Epitaph on gravestone:
Here lies the body of colourblind Fred
Thought the lights were green, but they were red
Remember youth as you pass by,
As you was once, so once was I,
As I am now, you soon will be,
Prepare to die and follow me
Epitaph on a warlock grave
".....and again we enter the valley of death, but we shall fear no evil for we are the baddest motherfu*kers in the valley."
Richard Marcinko, Leader of SEAL Team 6 in Grenada
It is not how often you're coughin', it's the coffin they carry you off in.
Gordon Oaks
It's not like I don't know how to clean my gun.
I hope that none of my friends come to my funeral, because if that's the case, I'll have outlived them all.
Freddy Heineken, founder of Heineken Beer
I just had 19 shots of whiskey, I think thats a record.
Dylan Thomas
'......'
the last words of a mute
SittingCrow
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Evo ko ima veci :d
Crni
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Ajde bre malo redukujte te potpise (po visini) i dajte im prostora da se malo rasire 
Mislite na ljude sa manjim monitorima i one sa problemima s vidom koji koriste niske rezolucije :eyebrows:
Na stranu sto iritira sto cesto postovi budu pola reda, a potpisi 10 :smash:
BTW ne morate bas da navodite i model misa, tastature, FDD-a... :cigar:
Mislite na ljude sa manjim monitorima i one sa problemima s vidom koji koriste niske rezolucije :eyebrows:
Na stranu sto iritira sto cesto postovi budu pola reda, a potpisi 10 :smash:
BTW ne morate bas da navodite i model misa, tastature, FDD-a... :cigar:
thunderchase
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Na kraju šta nas zabole kakvu ko ima konfiguraciju? Ili su to uglavnom oni što stalno imaju probleme, pa da ne bi stalno navodili koja im je ploča, proc, itd. :d ...
Aponen
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Crni je napisao(la):Ajde bre malo redukujte te potpise (po visini) i dajte im prostora da se malo rasire
Mislite na ljude sa manjim monitorima i one sa problemima s vidom koji koriste niske rezolucije :eyebrows:
Na stranu sto iritira sto cesto postovi budu pola reda, a potpisi 10 :smash:
BTW ne morate bas da navodite i model misa, tastature, FDD-a... :cigar:
Sve to stoji Crni, ali prostije je da iskljucis prikaz potpisa i resis problem.
To su i onako, u 99% slucajeva, obicne gluposti! :whip:
nIce Cream
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vudu_dva je napisao(la):
Da, ali oni za 30 eura imaju 5 megabita internet :d
kiza ns
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trabl je napisao(la):
definitivno i ubedljivo. čitao sam ga već 10 puta i svaki put se nasmejem! :banana:
@aponen: ja volim da čitam potpise pošto stvarno ima originalnih. ali me žešće smaraju svi koji navode konfiguracije. da stavim ja u potpis kolika mi je ki*a ili šta?
@nice cream: ma nebitno za protok na netu, problem je kod toga što je nepregledno strašno
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Ijoj sta sve ovde nisam procitao I bas sam se dobro nasmejao
I bas sam se dobro nasmejao 
milenkoc23
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Pa nije bas tako, ali blizu si, ja sam sada u VegasunIce Cream je napisao(la):
$29.99 -- 1.5Mbit/s
$59.99 -- 3Mbit/s
mesec dana non-stop neograniceno.
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milenkoc23 je napisao(la):
me pravi rupu u zidu glavom, zvucni efekti pri pomenutom postupku ne preporucuju se maloletnima i osetljivim osobama. :wall:
outlaw
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Dandy je napisao(la):Meni je bio najludji potpis na nekom stranom forumu gde je tip ukratko opisao kako namazan tost uvek pada na namazanu stranu i macka uvek pada na noge, pa sto ne bi onda vezali tost macki na ledja i onda bi se taj duo beskrajno vrteo u krug i nikada ne bi pao na zemlju. Pa onda pocnes to serijski da proizvodis i pravis hover kola sa macka/tost pogonom
Fenomenalno! Jedino mi nije jasno kako je sve to nagurao u 255 karaktera? :-devil-:
