Potpisi na benchmark forumu :D :D
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vudu_dva je napisao(la):
E tu si potpuno u pravu! I ja ponekad skoknem do stranih foruma, kad tamo - ogromne slike, gomila texta sa velikim fontovima i raznorazna sarenila sto sve deluje nepregledno i iritirajuce. Sto je najgore, kod odgovora tipa yes ili no eto ti opet iste slike ispod odgovora ili detaljno opisane 3 konfiguracije sa velikim fontom.
I avatari su im veci od nasih, a o sadrzaju slika da i ne govorim. Mada njih boli uvo jer svi teraju ISDN, Cable...
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Ma najbolji potpis na forumu ima mitnik, a vi mozete samo da budete ljubomorni :d
Poz.
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Ji 4Tze je napisao(la):
A jok
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Meni je bio najludji potpis na nekom stranom forumu gde je tip ukratko opisao kako namazan tost uvek pada na namazanu stranu i macka uvek pada na noge, pa sto ne bi onda vezali tost macki na ledja i onda bi se taj duo beskrajno vrteo u krug i nikada ne bi pao na zemlju. Pa onda pocnes to serijski da proizvodis i pravis hover kola sa macka/tost pogonom
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Dandy je napisao(la):Meni je bio najludji potpis na nekom stranom forumu gde je tip ukratko opisao kako namazan tost uvek pada na namazanu stranu i macka uvek pada na noge, pa sto ne bi onda vezali tost macki na ledja i onda bi se taj duo beskrajno vrteo u krug i nikada ne bi pao na zemlju. Pa onda pocnes to serijski da proizvodis i pravis hover kola sa macka/tost pogonom
Ovo je stvarno najbolji potpis koji sam do sada cuo.E sto bi bilo zanimljivo kada bi se lik sa tim potpisom uclanio na bench forum.Nazalost verujem da tu nebi ostao dugo 
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Dandy je napisao(la):Meni je bio najludji potpis na nekom stranom forumu gde je tip ukratko opisao kako namazan tost uvek pada na namazanu stranu i macka uvek pada na noge, pa sto ne bi onda vezali tost macki na ledja i onda bi se taj duo beskrajno vrteo u krug i nikada ne bi pao na zemlju. Pa onda pocnes to serijski da proizvodis i pravis hover kola sa macka/tost pogonom
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Ovo su sve provale koje sam pokupio iz potpisa
God, Please save me from your followers.
If we're all God's children, what makes Jesus so special?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he blames someone else.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
“Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of them are stupider than that!"
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen Roberts
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
- M. Facklam
Windows 95 is a 32-bit shell for a 16-bit extension to an 8-bit operating system designed for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."
Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc... and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish, and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.
When "the common good" of a society is regarded as something apart from and superior to the individual good of its members, it means that the good of some men takes precedence over the good of others, with those others consigned to the status of sacrificial animals.
I eat celerons for breakfest!
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends." -MLK Jr.
There were so many fewer questions/
when stars were just the holes to heaven...
I da vidimo cija je baba *****...
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on my knife.
We can predict everything, except the future...
Like almost everyone, I receive a lot of spam every day, much of it offering to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It's ridiculous. - Bill Gates
Guys are guys and we do what we do. Not to hurt the one we love, but just because that’s the way nature made us.
Girls are girls and they do what they do. Not to hurt the ones they love, but just because they're b!tches
In an ideal world, violence would never be the best option, but sadly, we live in a world with Barbara Streisand as a recording artist
No trees were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Uzorak za analizu peska uzimala sam pomocu uzimaca uzorka koji stoji u pesku.
Linux is like a wigwam NO Windows NO Gates and an Apache inside
QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM EST ALTUM VIDITUR.
God, Please save me from your followers.
If we're all God's children, what makes Jesus so special?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he blames someone else.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
“Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of them are stupider than that!"
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen Roberts
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
- M. Facklam
Windows 95 is a 32-bit shell for a 16-bit extension to an 8-bit operating system designed for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."
Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc... and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish, and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.
When "the common good" of a society is regarded as something apart from and superior to the individual good of its members, it means that the good of some men takes precedence over the good of others, with those others consigned to the status of sacrificial animals.
I eat celerons for breakfest!
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends." -MLK Jr.
There were so many fewer questions/
when stars were just the holes to heaven...
I da vidimo cija je baba *****...
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on my knife.
We can predict everything, except the future...
Like almost everyone, I receive a lot of spam every day, much of it offering to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It's ridiculous. - Bill Gates
Guys are guys and we do what we do. Not to hurt the one we love, but just because that’s the way nature made us.
Girls are girls and they do what they do. Not to hurt the ones they love, but just because they're b!tches
In an ideal world, violence would never be the best option, but sadly, we live in a world with Barbara Streisand as a recording artist
No trees were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Uzorak za analizu peska uzimala sam pomocu uzimaca uzorka koji stoji u pesku.
Linux is like a wigwam NO Windows NO Gates and an Apache inside
QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM EST ALTUM VIDITUR.
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Evo jednog savremenog (vrlo popularnog u poslednje vreme):
Basically, Doom is a (violent) 3D arcade game where you run around in a maze and kill things with shotguns and chainsaws.... After you get tired of killing things, you can run it over a network and kill things together with your friends. After you get tired of that, you can kill your friends.
:d :d
Basically, Doom is a (violent) 3D arcade game where you run around in a maze and kill things with shotguns and chainsaws.... After you get tired of killing things, you can run it over a network and kill things together with your friends. After you get tired of that, you can kill your friends.
:d :d
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NightVision je napisao(la):
Jooooj
Bas sam se dobro nasmejao 
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I ovaj je ql:
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A paz'te sada ove:
"The best way to get back at the man who steals your wife...is to let him keep her."
"Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place"
Billy Crystal (Mitch) in City Slickers (1991)
I bet You wish I was your homework, because if I were your homework I would be hard and you would be doing me on the floor!
Too often do people who want to offer sound advice offer more sound than advice.
Alfred E. Neuman
One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Video games don't ruin kids. If Pac-Man ruined us as kids, we would all be running around in darkened rooms, eating "magic" pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. Hey, wait. That is true!
Ever get the feeling that in life, when you’re finally holding all the cards, everyone else is playing chess?
Gil Stern
Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas: an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman, Southpark
And the award for worst costume this year goes to ... Stan, for his stupid little clown-thing costume. Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children!
Mr Garrison, South Park
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!
We found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time.
Novelty Buttons
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
Michael Katzer
Jesus may love you, but nobody else does.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
!retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH
"Intel Inside" is a Government Warning requied by Law.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
"Keyboard missing - press F3 to continue"
"The more you play with us, the bigger we get"
Bethesda Softworks official slogan (makes computer games)
WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.
WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
WindowError:00F Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened.
WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:014 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.
WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
WindowError056: Operator fell asleep while waiting.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Who the hell is this ISDN guy, and why is everyone looking for him?
Heard on IRC
Windows 95 and Windows 98, the only operating systems that has the year-2000 bug built into the name.
Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity.
Sarah Chambers
A:>hello
bad command or file name
A:>help
bad command or file name
A:>do somthing!
bad command or file name
A:> F#$k you!!!!
bad command or file name, A#@hole
Dave Barry, \"Dave Barry in Cyberspace\"
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Windows 95 is not a virus. Viruses DO something
Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.
An ironic "Microsoft Solution Framework" course attender
If at first you don't succeed, add 1 to any integer variable.
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry
PurpleBlood> Dont take offense by this, but how old are you? You must be a major geek to sit around in this channel on your computer all day, and on your ASS!
SEGA> im a bot you fu*king *****.
#mp3 on Dalnet
Microsoft: This company has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down. If problem persists please call the Department of Justice.
I code therefore I exist - somewhere between heaven and html.
Ad Hales
I thought the only thing the internet was good for was porn.
Futurama
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates?
The day Microsoft make a product that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.
Rafey
NT + usable = uNsTable
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
Edward V. Berard
I had a girlfriend once, but then she changed her screenname...
CD-rom Drive not functioning, insert installation CD-rom to reinstall this device.
Silly statement by Windows
Searching the Internet ultimately ends in porn.
Found on the instructions sheet for a new hard drive:
For additional help on installiation, open the readme.txt file on this hard drive.
Hard drive installiation instructions
The box said, "Requires Windows 95 or better," so I installed Linux!
Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
phxl|paper> and DANCE
[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
HatefulOfHollow, IRC (bash.org)
Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country
Honx, IRC (bash.org)
Hacking is like having sex. You get in, you get out, then you hope that you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
1. fighting;
2. fleeing;
3. feeding; and
4. mating.
Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
"The best way to get back at the man who steals your wife...is to let him keep her."
"Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place"
Billy Crystal (Mitch) in City Slickers (1991)
I bet You wish I was your homework, because if I were your homework I would be hard and you would be doing me on the floor!
Too often do people who want to offer sound advice offer more sound than advice.
Alfred E. Neuman
One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Video games don't ruin kids. If Pac-Man ruined us as kids, we would all be running around in darkened rooms, eating "magic" pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. Hey, wait. That is true!
Ever get the feeling that in life, when you’re finally holding all the cards, everyone else is playing chess?
Gil Stern
Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas: an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman, Southpark
And the award for worst costume this year goes to ... Stan, for his stupid little clown-thing costume. Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children!
Mr Garrison, South Park
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!
We found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time.
Novelty Buttons
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
Michael Katzer
Jesus may love you, but nobody else does.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
!retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH
"Intel Inside" is a Government Warning requied by Law.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
"Keyboard missing - press F3 to continue"
"The more you play with us, the bigger we get"
Bethesda Softworks official slogan (makes computer games)
WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.
WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
WindowError:00F Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened.
WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:014 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.
WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
WindowError056: Operator fell asleep while waiting.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Who the hell is this ISDN guy, and why is everyone looking for him?
Heard on IRC
Windows 95 and Windows 98, the only operating systems that has the year-2000 bug built into the name.
Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity.
Sarah Chambers
A:>hello
bad command or file name
A:>help
bad command or file name
A:>do somthing!
bad command or file name
A:> F#$k you!!!!
bad command or file name, A#@hole
Dave Barry, \"Dave Barry in Cyberspace\"
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Windows 95 is not a virus. Viruses DO something
Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.
An ironic "Microsoft Solution Framework" course attender
If at first you don't succeed, add 1 to any integer variable.
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry
PurpleBlood> Dont take offense by this, but how old are you? You must be a major geek to sit around in this channel on your computer all day, and on your ASS!
SEGA> im a bot you fu*king *****.
#mp3 on Dalnet
Microsoft: This company has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down. If problem persists please call the Department of Justice.
I code therefore I exist - somewhere between heaven and html.
Ad Hales
I thought the only thing the internet was good for was porn.
Futurama
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates?
The day Microsoft make a product that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.
Rafey
NT + usable = uNsTable
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
Edward V. Berard
I had a girlfriend once, but then she changed her screenname...
CD-rom Drive not functioning, insert installation CD-rom to reinstall this device.
Silly statement by Windows
Searching the Internet ultimately ends in porn.
Found on the instructions sheet for a new hard drive:
For additional help on installiation, open the readme.txt file on this hard drive.
Hard drive installiation instructions
The box said, "Requires Windows 95 or better," so I installed Linux!
Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
phxl|paper> and DANCE
[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
HatefulOfHollow, IRC (bash.org)
Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country
Honx, IRC (bash.org)
Hacking is like having sex. You get in, you get out, then you hope that you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
1. fighting;
2. fleeing;
3. feeding; and
4. mating.
Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
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