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Kablovi od $500

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LAN kablovi od $500! Platio bih samo zbog customer reviews!!!!
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This cable made my David Hasselhoff CD sound like William Shatner! My only disappointment was in having too much of a good thing.

I was going to tell everyone what great quality this cable is, but honestly, I never got around to plugging it in. Since getting it, I just can't stop rubbing it all over my hot sweaty body while touching myself. Oh well, it's $500 well spent. Much better than those Real Dolls!

I had a choice - get this cable or pay for my gran's life-saving operation.

I opted for the cable, and I'm so glad I did. It's made no difference whatsoever to my hi-fi equipment, but now my grandmother is dead. And I couldn't stand her.

Thanks Denon!

If time travel is your thing, there is just no way to get the flux capacitor to fire correctly without this cable. Well worth the money.
 
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I accidentally dropped one end of my Denon cable into a glass of Tuscan whole milk I was drinking. Later when I finished my milk (yeah, I still drank it; should I not have done that?), my right arm (lost in an accident in 1987) spontaneously grew back.

Is that normal?
 
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Priceless :d
 
Ko je napisao taj poslednji komentar? dr Emet Braun?

Published 10 months ago by Michael McKinley
A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the "directional markings" on the cables, your music will play backwards. Please check that before mentioning it in your reviews.

Ovo je takođe bilo dobro, "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought: The Simpsons Movie (Widescreen Edition)". :)
 
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A jesu li posle provlacenja pustili da kroz kablove prolaze paketi odredjene velicine u trajanju od 48 sati, da kablovi "ulegnu"? Sad se osecam ko zadnji bednik, kupio sam 30 m utp za 100 i 2x 15m po 50 dinara na buvljaku.
 
Pazite ovaj Star Trek komentar:

The Denon AKDL1 cables increase polarized hyperbaric ethernet throughput to over 70 petabytes/second. This cable is the first in a series of nano-molecular para-polarized transparent aluminum cabling, soon to be standard in all Denon audiophile equipment.

Since carefully installing the Denon cables using the provided surgical gloves, my system has stablized in Hilbert space. Apparently the Denon AKDL1 performs polarized nanoscale quantum tunneling by using a custom transparent aluminum cable matrix to push parameterized vorgon particles through a dark fibre phase variant Heisenberg compensator. How they accomplish this for only $500, I don't know.
 
al' free shipping....domacinski su se otvorili
 
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