Sex.
When you think of it as all awesome and a pleasant feeling that's all squishy and tingly and what-have-you, it sounds brilliant. But if you're not careful about how you go about it, you can get some gunk in your trunk which at worst can completely screw up your insides. Delightful!
Thank the STARS then for John "Jack" Sterling, worn-down Captain of the oh-so-useless 'Foxtrot Squad'. It's up to you to take charge and lead your squad in and around people's private parts, clearing them of all manner of pesky and dangerous critters, oozes and bosses.
KEY FEATURES:
Blast away at various different enemies in all sorts of crazy, sometimes fragrant, locations!
Fully-voiced, funny, silly script!
Five whole levels!
Bit rude!
