- Učlanjen(a)
- 18.09.2000
- Poruke
- 4,501
- Poena
- 740
The Yugo
Commonly Known As: The Goodwill Special
Price: Someone pays you to take it off their hands
Performance: Slideshow? Think picture postcard
Target Audience: People who've fished their computer out of a dumpster
Example: Any SIS card.
The Honda Civic
Commonly Known As: The Student's Best Friend
Price: The cost of a few nights out with the guys
Performance: Barely good enough
Target Audience: Students, the underemployed, Enron executives, and anyone else experiencing finanical problems
Example: Radeon 7500
The Ford Taurus
Commonly Known As: My Wife Made Me Buy It ... Honest!
Price: Sensible, just like the card
Performance: Good 2D. 3D ... what's that?
Target Audience: Henpecked husbands who really want a Ferrari-class card, but are forced by their wives to get something practical and sensible instead
Example: Any integrated video, with the possible exception of Nforce.
The Camaro
Commonly Known As: Yeah Baby Yeah!
Price: Just out of your reach
Performance: Awesome!
Target Audience: Balding middle-aged guys who fancy themselves Quake Gods, but who don't know jack about video cards and just pick up the first thing that sounds good and is sorta expensive
Example: Geforce4MX460
The Ferrari
Commonly Known As: Holy @?$@!?#!!!
Price: Enough to cause Bill Gates to do a double-take
Performance: Well beyond the capability of any earthly video monitor to handle
Target Audience: People whose income exceeds the GNP of all but the 10 richest countries
Example: Radeon 9700, GeForce FX
Znaci za kolegu Driver-a radeon 7500
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:wave;
Commonly Known As: The Goodwill Special
Price: Someone pays you to take it off their hands
Performance: Slideshow? Think picture postcard
Target Audience: People who've fished their computer out of a dumpster
Example: Any SIS card.
The Honda Civic
Commonly Known As: The Student's Best Friend
Price: The cost of a few nights out with the guys
Performance: Barely good enough
Target Audience: Students, the underemployed, Enron executives, and anyone else experiencing finanical problems
Example: Radeon 7500
The Ford Taurus
Commonly Known As: My Wife Made Me Buy It ... Honest!
Price: Sensible, just like the card
Performance: Good 2D. 3D ... what's that?
Target Audience: Henpecked husbands who really want a Ferrari-class card, but are forced by their wives to get something practical and sensible instead
Example: Any integrated video, with the possible exception of Nforce.
The Camaro
Commonly Known As: Yeah Baby Yeah!
Price: Just out of your reach
Performance: Awesome!
Target Audience: Balding middle-aged guys who fancy themselves Quake Gods, but who don't know jack about video cards and just pick up the first thing that sounds good and is sorta expensive
Example: Geforce4MX460
The Ferrari
Commonly Known As: Holy @?$@!?#!!!
Price: Enough to cause Bill Gates to do a double-take
Performance: Well beyond the capability of any earthly video monitor to handle
Target Audience: People whose income exceeds the GNP of all but the 10 richest countries
Example: Radeon 9700, GeForce FX
Znaci za kolegu Driver-a radeon 7500
:beat:
:wave;
