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Bog je hteo da stvori zemlju za 10 dana, Čak Noris mu je dao 6
Kada Cak Noris radi sklekove on se neodize od zemlje vec gura zemlju nadole !!!
Chuck Norris ne zna za ovaj sajt , inace bi obrisao internet
Chuck Norris moze da deli sa nulom.
Chuck Norris je izbrojao do beskonacno - DVA PUTA!!!
Izgubio je nevinost pre svog caleta.
Chuck Norris može da zalupi rotirajuća vrata.
Chuck Norris moze da obrise Recycle Bin.
Jednom su napravili Chuck Norris toalet papir ali to je propalo jer nije trpeo ****** niodkoga.
Chuck Norris moze da pogleda film od 60 minuta za 20 minuta.
Cak Noris je sagradio kucu u kojoj je rodjen.
Jednom su Chuck Norris i Superman obarali ruke za opkladu. Gubitnik je morao da nosi gace preko pantalona do kraja zivota.
Chuck Norris ne nosi sat.... On odlučuje koliko je sati!
Chuck norris je već deset godina mrtav. Samo smrt se još uvek plaši da mu to kaže.
Jednom je Chuck Norris posetio Devicanska ostrva. Sada su samo Ostrva.
Cak Noris je igrao ruski rulet sa skroz napunjenim revolverom i pobedio.
Cak Noris ne nosi kondom, zato sto ne postoji zastita od Caka Norisa.
Wilt Chamberlin tvrdi da je spavao sa 20,000 zena u svom zivotu. Chuck Norris to zove "Dosadni Utorak"
Chuck Norris je preživeo abortus njegove majke.
Zasto se svemir siri? Zato sto svi bjeze od Čaka Norisa.
Čak Noris je nominovao Velikog Brata za izbacivanje iz kuće.
Pre neki dan kobra je ujela Chucka Norrisa za nogu. Posle nekoliko dana neizdrzljivog bola i patnje,kobra je umrla.
Chuck Norrisove kaubojske chizme su napravljene od kauboja!
Deca mogu da ispisu svoje ime mokracom u snegu,Chuck Norris moze da ispise svoje ime mokracom u betonu.
Kad chuck norris udje u autobus i kontrola kupi kartu.
Lezbejke ne postoje. Postoje samo žene koje nisu upoznale Čak Norisa.
Jednom je Chuck Norris skocio sa treceg sprata a zavrsio je na petom.
Sta je Chuck Norris-u potrebno da za minut ubije 100.000 ljudi... pa 100.000 ljudi
Čak Noris može da podigne stolicu na kojoj sedi.
Chuck Norris koristi Domestos kao kapi za oči.
U antickoj Kini je postojala legenda: Zmaj ce roditi covjeka koji ce odrasti i pobijediti zlo na svijetu. Taj covjek nije Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris je ubio tog covjeka.
Kad dobiješ sedam zvezdica u igri Grand Theft Auto, juri te Chuck Norris.
Kad je Chuck Norris sreo Vilijama Šekspira pomislio je ½biti ili prebiti.½
Cak Noris je tako kuul da ovce broje njega kad idu na spavanje.
Chuck Norris je jednom pojeo celu rođendansku tortu pre nego što su prijatelji stigli da mu kažu da je striptizeta bila u njoj.
Ameri su 1945 trebali da odluče: baciti atomske bombe ili poslati Čak Norisa. Odlučili su se za humaniju varijantu.
Kad Čak Noris uđe u vodu on ne postane mokar – voda postane Čak Noris.
Svi mogu da pišaju po podu, ali samo Chuck Norris može da sere po plafonu.
Chuck Norris se ne izuva u gostima.
Jednom je Chuck Norris imao seksualni odnos u kamionu i malo njegove sperme je odletelo u motor. Taj kamion sada znamo kao OPTIMUS PRIME.
Svi kazu da je extra spustiti se niz Nijagarine vodopade u buretu. Chuck Norris moze da se popne uz vodopade u kartonskoj kutiji.
Chuck moze da aplaudira Jednom rukom...
Chuck norris je zaradio milijardu na Milioneru
Chuck Norris je uspeo da pokvari kliker.
Biblija se prvobitno zvala "Chuck Norris i prijatelji"
Chuck Norris je najveci donator krvi.Ali nikada ne daje svoju krv.
Chuck Norris je poliglota. Svi razumeju njegov jezik.
Ima ukus piletine,lici na piletinu,i mirise kao piletina. Ali ako Chuck Norris kaze da je to govedina,onda je to govedina.
Chuck Norris se 2 puta malkice iznervirao u zivotu. Istoricari to zovu I Svetski Rat i II Svetski Rat.
Chuck Norris je od jednog kila kupusa skuvao deset kila pasulja.
U chemu je razlika izmedju machke i Chuck Norrisa? Machka ima samo 9 zivota...
Kad Chuck Norris sece luk ne place on nego luk
Sva deca nose pidzamu sa likom supermena.... Supemen nosi pidzamu sa likom Chuck Norris-a....
Chucku Norrisu Yugo uvek upali iz prve!
Zirafe su nastale kada je Chuck Norris sutnuo konja u bradu.
Isidora Bjelica je bila extra riba,onda se zamerila Chuck Norris-u.
Zasto su ljudi izmislili kola ???? Da bi pobegli od Chuck Norrisa .....nema veze Chuck Norris je izmislio sudar
Kada kazes "niko nije savrsen", Chuck Norris ovo smatra kao smrtnu uvredu.
Chuck Norris se ne napreze kad sere. ***** samo izlazi od straha.
Čak Norisovo belo JESTE dovoljno belo!
Kada na Googlu pogresno ukucate Chuck Norris,nece pisati DA LI STE MISLILI CHUCK NORRIS? Pisace: Bezite dok jos mozete.
Chuck Norris sme da prdne kad ima proliv.
Cak Noris je jednom davno bio u Grckoj, ta poseta je u istorija poznatija kao Bitka kod Termopila.
Chuck Norris je pobedio svoj lik u ogledalu u igri ½ko trepne, izgubio je½.
Cak Noris zubima reze CD-ove.
Ako ti imas 10 dinara i Chuck Norris ima 10 dinara Chuck ima vise para od tebe
Čak Noris vozi Yuga! Dva! Kao rošule!
Čak Noris je pojeo Hanibala Lektora.
Chuck Norris ume da veze pertle na svojoj cipeli... nogom.
Film ½Anakonda½ je snimljen u pantalonama Chucka Norrisa.
Neki ljudi su primili krv od Chucka Norrisa preko transfuzije na Crvenom Krstu. Ti ljudi su sada poznati kao X-men.
Chuck Norris je instalirao Vistu 1998. godine
Chuck Norris je provalio kako se crta u notepad-u
Ne postoji teorija evolucije. Postoji samo lista stvorenja kojima je Chuck Norris dozvolio da žive.
Chuck Norris nikad nece dobiti srcani napad.....ni njegovo srce nije dovoljno glupo da ga napadne
Chuck Norris kad ti lupi samar tvoji cukun-unuci hodaju unazad a njihova deca su automatski oslobodjena vojske!
Čak Noris ima i jare i pare!
Chuck Norris je već bio na Marsu. Zato tamo nema tragova života.
Chuck Norris živi u ukletoj kući i duhovi pričaju priče o njemu.
Chuck Norris je izumeo kašiku, zato što je ubijanje ljudi nožem bilo suviše lako.
Chuck Norris je toliko brz da kada uvece ugasi svetlo, legne u krevet i pokrije se pre nego sto se u sobi smraci!
Chuck Norris je jednom prebio prodavca obuce...preko telefona

Drogiraju se Roki, Jackie Chan i Chuck Norris i Roki ušmrče kokain i kaže; mene je bog poslao da imam sve žene sveta i najviše para, Džeki se ubode i kaže : mene je bog poslao da imam sve NAJ NAJ, Chuck Norris povuče dim i kaže : nisam ja nikoga poslao!

Duhovi su zapravo rezultat toga što Chuck Norris ubija ljude brže nego što smrt može da ih stigne.
Kad se Chuck Norris operisao, doktori su primili anesteziju.
Chuck Norris može da napravi kuću od karata i da živi u njoj.
Chuck Norris je ispravio krive Drine.
Kada babaroga ide da spava gleda ispod kreveta i u ormaru da vidi ima li Chuck Norrisa
Chuck Norris je pržio mrave sa lupom... dok je bila noć.
Chuck je ipak glumio u Titaniku. Glumio je ledeni breg koji ga je potopio.
Kad se Cak Noris najede belog luka, on mirise.
Chuck Norris moze da napravi guzvu u praznom autobusu...
Jak, jaci, Chuck Norris
Kada Supermen pojede bananu on postaje Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris je trenutno u sudskom procesu protiv serije Red i Zakon tvrdeci da su to imena njegove leve i desne noge.
Cak Norisove suze mogu da izlece rak, sidu, i ostale bolesti. Steta sto nikad nije plakao.
Chuck Norris može da se švercuje u taksiju...
Chuck Norris moze da izvuche sebe iz zivog peska vukuci se za kosu!
Chuck Norris je jednom polomio ogledalo ispod merdevina dok mu je crna mačka trčala ispred nogu na petak trinaesti. To je bio dan kad je Chuck Norris dobio glavnu premiju na lotou.
Chuck Norris je na floppy disk narezao DVD film od 4,5 GB.
Chuck Norris je dobio vozačku dozvolu kada je imao 18 -sekundi!
Chuck Norris je jednom obarao ruke sa mladim kapetanom.
Taj kapetan je danas poznat pod imenom kapetan Kuka.
ČAK NORISU I SOFER AUTOBUSA USTAJE DA OVAJ SEDNE
Čak Norisov kalendar nema 1. april...niko ne *****ava Čaka Norisa.
Kad Chuck Norris igra tetris, igra ostane bez figurica za slaganje.
Chuck Norris zna Viktorijinu tajnu. (Robna marka Victoria´s Secret.)
Razlog zasto novorodjencad placu je to da su upravo shvatili da ulaze u svet u kojem je Chuck Norris.
Chuck je video nindžino lice!!
Chuck Norris ne moze da voli on samo moze da ne ubije
Neki ljudi kazu da je Cak Noris mit... Ti neki ljudi su sad mrtvi
Čak Noris je svoje igračke iz detinjstva odložio u jednu kutiju. Vremenom ta kutija je postala poznata pod nazivom Pandorina kutija.
Kako bi se zvao film "300" da ja Chuck Norris igrao glavnu ulogu? Jedan!
Chuck Norris jede munje i prdi gromove.
Chuck Norris zna gde je najbolji burek.
Chuck Norris može da cepi atom sa golim rukama.
Chuck Norris pere zube sa bodljikavom žicom.
Chuck Norris pije napalm da ubije gorušicu.
Chucka Norrisa su jednom stavili na elektronsku stolicu. stolica ce biti sahranjena u subotu u 14 h na novom groblju u beogradu
Ogledalo su ljudi izmislili da bi i Chuck Norris saznao za strah!!!
Fobije se plase caka norisa.
Chuck Norris ne ulazi u more da ajkule ne bi postale kopnene životinje.
Sarme se uvijaju same kada vide chuck norris-a
Čak Noris ZNA koja charapa na koju nogu ide
U borbi između Dart Vejdera i Betmena pobedio je Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris pusta DvD na vhs-u, i obrnuto.
Chuck Norris moze da pogodi komarca u levo jaje bazukom dok je ovaj u letu.
Chuck Norris spava sa upaljenim svetlom... Mrak ga se boji!
I sedmog dana Bog uze da se odmara... od osmog je preuzeo Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris ne slusa muziku, Muzika slusa njega!!!
Jedino Chuck Norris moze da pisa uz vetar i da se ne poprska!
U originalnom scenariju "Gospodara prstenova" Chuck Norris je trebao glumiti Froda Bagginsa. Scenarij je bio samo 5 stranica dug jer je Walker već na polovini prvog poglavlja opalio Sauronu kružni udarac
Chuck Norris se nikada ne brije. Zabranio je bradi da raste više nego što on odredi.
Chuck Norris je izmislio toplu vodu.
Chuck Norris može da ulovi 150 pokemona za 2 sekunde.
Chuck Norris zna gde pocinje krug.
Chuck Norris ne postuje zakon, zakon postuje Chuck Norrisa!
Čak Noris može zubima da polomi orah iz Njegoševog "Gorskog Vjenca".Neoguljen.
U Chuck Norisa svako jaje veće je jedno od drugog!

Maznuto od usera "pecass" sa hifi foruma :)
 
Evo jos nekih.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
 
Ljudi ja se ovako slatko nikad nisam nasmejao u celom svom zivotu...Bukvalno su mi suze isle(a u glavi sam imao sliku Caka Norisa sve vreme dok sam citao ove (hhmmm ne znam ni kako da ih nazovem)

ALi jedno je da ubijaju kako su dobri
 
^Mozes ih zvati Chuck Norris facts i stari su koliko i sam internet (ali i dalje smesni, priznajem :D)
 
Cak Noris je spustio slusalicu Olji Beckovic!
 
... ima na youtube dobra zayebancija - neka emisija i zvali su Ga da prokomentarise Chuck Norris facts...
naravno i on se smejao, ali sto je glavna fora, lik je skupio svoje omiljene i procitao ih... !!! :p

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

hahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
i google se prikljucio zayebanciji:
otvorite google
kucaj u search Chuck Norris
dobijes:
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you !
:)
 
hahaha, pa ja sam se smejao i plakao barem sat vremena!!:D
kome je sve ovo palo na pamet??!!
a evo i najnovijih:
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
"One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.
Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.
Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated. Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.
In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might him cry but if he does it also makes him want to punch a baby.
Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete.
The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away
Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.
There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000
The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame
Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.
When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris
No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.
Chuck Norris is '' The best a man can get ''
On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.
Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".
Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!
Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own.
Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.
Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.
The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.
When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark.
Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
Chuck Norris has 3 knees on each leg.
Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb
 
Poslednja izmena:
DarkHorus je napisao(la):
... ima na youtube dobra zayebancija - neka emisija i zvali su Ga da prokomentarise Chuck Norris facts...
naravno i on se smejao, ali sto je glavna fora, lik je skupio svoje omiljene i procitao ih... !!! :p

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

hahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
i google se prikljucio zayebanciji:
otvorite google
kucaj u search Chuck Norris
dobijes:
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you !
:)
Kliknite za proširenje...

Ne definitivno se gugl ne zeza. To i nije uopste guglova stranica, vec ju je neko napravio da izgleda isto ko guglova. Zato i morash ici na ono "I'm feeling lucky" da bi se odmah otvorila prva pronadjena stranica, odnosno ta. Uostalom prochitaj gore adresu stranice na kojoj to pishe o chucku norrisu, ili probaj da pretrazujesh dalje iz onog gore text box-a. Al u svakom slucaju dobra fora
 
Cak Noris je narucio Core2Duo iz AMD-a. I dobio ga je.

Ne postoje problemi u radu interneta, postoji samo vreme kad Cak Noris surfuje.
 
Ijaooj bolesno dobro, stomak jos boli od smejanja!
 
Prvo sam sinoc procitao, ovo na engleskom nisam jos :D
Ne znam da li je posle ovo na eng ubaceno ali ima i

Cak Noris ne smarta sex uspesnim ako zena prezivi
 
- Chuck Norris igra GT5 Prologue na Sony PS One u full HD ‎rezoluciji.
- Prvobitna namena LHC-a u CERNU-je bila da objasni postojanje Chuck Norris-a a onda su shvatili da je preslab za to pa su ga prebacili na dokazivanje teorije velikog praska.
- Kojot je pozvao Chuck Norris-a na ručak, to je zadnja epizoda ptice trkačice.
 
Cak Noris je jedina osoba koju Drajver ne sme da napusi na forumima.
 
Ovaj thread je sada Epski. Predlažem ga za sticky u clubbing-u!!!
 
Chuck Norris koristi visestruko nasledjivanje u javi!
Chuck Norris moze da bira heroja u DOTA -AR modu!!!
 
Poslednja izmena:
Chuck Norris zna poslednju cifru konstante Pi :)
 
Generalno cela stvar uzasno smara, ali ipak ima uvek neki novi fazon za nasmejati se :)
 
Samo vas posmatram:D
 

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Ima bas bas dobrih forica, dok su neke bas debilne, ali dobro 80>20 u korist dobrih.. ;)
 
http://vukajlija.com/Chuck%20Norris



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Posle Cak Norisovog udarca svaki mozak postane dokon.

Cak Noris je oterao djavola sa djavoljeg igralista.
 
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